Look, all you need to do is … get an Android phone from HTC for build quality. Then get an Android phone from Sony because their cameras are so good. Then get a Galaxy Note from Samsung for the largest screen. Then get a Nexus from Google to get a decent software experience. Finally, get a phone from Hauwei because they’re cheap. Then mash them all together and you’ve got one phone that’s better than the iPhone!
That’ll work, right? Well, unless you mash them all together and get the worst of each one. Just mash carefully.
Sometimes the Macalope can be quite funny!