Famine as cabbage crop blighted

World food markets slumped at the news that the extensive Aspatria cabbage crop is being eaten prior to harvest. Moving from cabbage to cabbage and leaving nothing, little bastard caterpillars are like aliens moving across the universe from planet to planet……………….. where’s the doctor when you need him?

This is what the cabbages are supposed to look like at this stage……..

However, this is what some have been reduced to………………

and these are the pesky blighters who are responsible…………………..

But at times like this do you really need a sonic screwdiver? no, just the right pesticide and a pump action spray…………….

The critters are toast……………………